Every day I pass by a flower shop on my drive home. For the past six months they've been running a cheap campaign; on the letterboard out front is an advertisement for a free rose . . . if your name is so obscure your mom can't even spell it. Last week's was my favorite:
If your name is Nashina stop in for a free rose.
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This week, all you Delaneys are in luck. Go get your free rose at the corner of Broadway and Memorial.